fetchalgernon:

Title: Tyranny’s Disease

Pairing: James/Lily

Length: ~100,000 in total

Summary: Lily intended to spend one night on James’s pirate ship and leave with her purse a bit heavier. Now she’s stuck on board, which might be less annoying if she could figure out where they were bloody going, if half the crew didn’t suspect her of sabotage, and if she weren’t falling for the captain. And why on earth is his cat wearing an eye patch?

Thu 24 with n.

thewintersoldiersbutt:

Avengers in a nutshell: The Avengers

View more: Thor; Captain America

callahaa:

Allison Argent, I refuse to accept your death.

callahaa:

Allison Argent, I refuse to accept your death.

Stiles Stilinski + flailing.

shadowstiles:

Have you ever heard of something called a kitsune?

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Thu 24 with n.

punklinski:

derek hale sits in his loft writing and memorizing speeches about his love for scott mccall so whenever someone questions scott’s leadership or methods, derek can bust out a speech or two or five and recite them at the heathen until derek converts them into wholehearted members of the scott mccall fanclub

Thu 24 with n.

kneelbeforemistressphil:

kaalashnikov:

your-continuum:

kaalashnikov:

do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety

like they just

DO THINGS

without worrying about them first

wow

Anxiety is an excuse

I hope you walk barefoot on a world of legos for the rest of your life

The first time Tony Stark had an anxiety attack he thought he had been poisoned.

think about that

Thu 24 with n.

thegreatbritishcrumpet:

neganandsara:

"Girl crush" is literally the female version of no homo

My girl crushes are 100% homo

Thu 24 with n.
Houdini
Foster the People
played 18,619 times

nostorybook:

Sometimes I want to disappear.

Thu 24 with n.
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